vintage erotica


Nackt und keb am Konigssee (1980)

Quality: DVDRip
Year: 1977
Country: West Germany
Genre: vintage erotica, classic xxx
Language: German
Cast: Peter Thom, Anderl Bauerl, Britt Corvin, Willi Neuhaus, Sepp Gneissl, Angelika Hefner, Diddi Schmid, Ralph Schrob, Gerhard Funk, Petra Hanz, Uta Parris

Description: The 'Konigssee' is a beautiful lake located in Bavaria and surrounded by high mountains. Looking back at the history of the Bavarians, the narrator starts introducing Toni, the poacher, and his wife Marein to us. After Toni has said good-bye to her she's visited by Franz, the host's son with whom she will have sex later.
The story continues on a quiet sunday morning. After church Zenzi, the chambermaid of the guesthouse, meets her boyfriend, a farm worker, in a stable. They have fast sex which leaves her really disappointed. Meanwhile the male inhabitants have gathered in the guesthouse as a stranger appears. MacFitz is wearing a kilt and turns out to be a Scotsman. He then rents a room for the night.
At night he's visited by Resie, the waitress, but he refuses sex with her. After he has hidden in a wardrobe she lays down in his bed to finger her clit. When she's ready she reaches for a book which belongs to him. It must be some kind of diary from which she learns that he is searching for a secret herb which will cure him of his impotence. The news spreads fast among the natives and everybody tries to find out where the herb grows.
The following sex scenes seem to be just fantasies: Ernie (the host's wife) has lesbian sex with Zenzi and the mayor bangs Ernie. The host himself seduces his chambermaid Resie. After she has milked his cock between her huge tits MacFitz takes over immediately. He has obviously overcome his crisis and spurts huge loads on her back.
MacFitz knows that a secret map is hidden in the wall of the city hall. At night he goes there but is disturbed various times. The mayor finds him drunk and takes the map away. Next morning MacFitz is found by the crowd and tells them what has happened. They follow the mayor to Toni's farm which is the only place where the herb grows. In the end we get a great showdown between Toni, who has been caught in the act, and the rest of the pack.







Mit Gurke und Banane (1976)

Alternate Titles: L'Homme etalon / L'Homme-Etalon de ces Dames / Verruckt nach steilen Kurven
Quality: VHSRip
Year: 1976
Country: Germany
Genre: vintage erotica, classic xxx
Language: German
Cast: Alois Brummer, Steve Burgess, Fritzi Ross, Christine Szenetra, Gisela Krauss, Sonja Muller, Helga Wild, Karin Lorson, Sepp Gneissl, Johannes Buzalski, Angelika Hefner

Description: Patrick, who is keen on bananas spends his time fantasising. He imagines himself in the bathroom with his landlady. At the office, he sees himself as the manager honoured by his secretary. His main fantasy is about himself swimming in the sea at wintertime with a gorgeous blonde to whom he makes love afterwards. One day he sees a blonde in the flesh in the underground, follows her but she vanishes. While working on a meter he gets electrocuted and believes himself to be in some sexual paradise. When he comes to, his fantasies become even more frequent. He sees everybody copulating. A psychiatrist tries an experiment on him but the lab ends up by exploding. Wandering aimlessly at night, Patrick spots the girl of his dream inside a McDonald's and speaks to her. They go to a dance hall and the ensuing night is one of sheer pleasure. Patrick is now cured of his fantasies.